The Great Jabba

C-3PO: The great Jabba,

Eminence of Tatooine,

Is now madder,

than anyone has ever seen.

You have just killed his beloved pet,

And made him kill a guard.

Because of that, he will not let,

You get away unscarred.

None dare to displease his excellency, no

For what you’ve done he can’t let you go

He says that you’re no amateurs,

And he commends you all for being so brave.

But that it was foolish of her,

To think it’s possible for you to be saved.

Although he's grateful that he has such a beautiful slave

No going back,

You will become a feast,

For the sarlacc,

A terrifying beast

In his belly, you will learn to cry,

A brand new kind of tears

As you are digested for a thousand years

It will give him great pleasure to,

Get back at Solo for what he’s done.

All that you owe him’s overdue.

And now there’s nowhere that you can run.

There’s no more chance of living for you,

It’s pretty safe to say that he has won.

The great Jabba,

The Hutt that is most strong,

Is full of anger,

But don’t think you won’t live long.

Because it will still be some time,

Until you’ve been consumed.

You will be in that monster’s slime,

For all of the days that you have left in your life, you are doomed.