Scum and Villainy

CANTINA PATRONS:

You will never find a wretched hive of scum and villainy,

Like all the imperials who go out and spread all their tyranny.

We don’t care if you are a thief or a murderer or a liar,

As long as you’re not in the Empire.

But in here, you should fear,

For your little life

Criminals, they could pull,

Out the sharpest knife

While you are in this bar,

Killing is desired.

Keep to yourself and you will be safe,

If you’re not in the Empire.

No one dares to come in here and say what we do is not right.

We suggest that you don’t either, unless you want to start a bar fight.

Governments try to control this planet, they all fail.

Don’t mess with us, or you’ll be impaled.

You will not find a lot,

That are any meaner

Than the ones having fun

Here in this cantina

Most do time for their crimes.

In imperial jail.

Try to arrest someone in here,

And you will be impaled.

There are so many different species of barfly,

We are all from different worlds, wanting our sorrows to die.

We’ve all been oppressed by the Empire in similar ways.

Who would ever think that war would be our happier days?

Say what you want about us.

Say that we’re villains if you must.

Just know that we aren’t bigoted, we’re equally unkind.

But all of the imperials are human officers, discrimination is their design.

HAN&PATRONS You will never find a wretched hive of awful people,

Like all the imperials who go out and spread all of their evil.

But we’re second when it comes to murderers and liars.

Watch out, killing is what we desire.

You’re safe if you’re not in the Empire.